Adults
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Curzer sole #1 Speed Brick
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Curzer sole #2 Asphalt kaiju
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Curzer sole #3 Throttle Lace
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Curzer sole #4 MK-flex 9000
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Curzer sole #5 Cold start
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Cruzer sole #6 Temp-tag
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Toddlers
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Speed brick
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Asphalt kaiju
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Throttle Lace
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
MK-flex 9000
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Cold start
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Temp-tag
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about us
Turbo Toez – Cruzer Sole (Gag Gift Edition)
Start your engines… and your laughs. Turbo Toez is the ultimate gag gift: a unisex, 3D-printed shoe that looks like a car and feels like walking on overinflated marshmallows. Designed in all the wrong ways for all the right reasons, these squishy soles are made with 100% printed TPE — that’s Thermoplastic Elastomer for people who want to sound smart while gifting dumb things.
These aren’t just shoes — they’re vehicular foot fashion. Each pair features a mini sports car design, complete with spoiler heel tabs, fake headlights, mock exhaust pipes, and grip-tread soles that look like someone shrunk a race tire and slapped it under your foot.
Why You’ll Love (or hate) Them
- Made with flexible, squishy TPE — like gummy bears with a driver’s license
- Soft, bouncy, and disturbingly comfortable
- Unisex sizing, because bad ideas should be shared equally
new arrivals
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Curzer sole #1 Speed Brick
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Curzer sole #2 Asphalt kaiju
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Curzer sole #3 Throttle Lace
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Curzer sole #4 MK-flex 9000
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Curzer sole #5 Cold start
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Cruzer sole #6 Temp-tag
$69.99 – $89.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Temp-tag
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Cold start
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
MK-flex 9000
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Throttle Lace
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Asphalt kaiju
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Speed brick
$39.99 – $59.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
